Monday, September 04, 2006

Job No. 1 - Male Escort

Ok, let's just examine that title one more time - 'Male Escort'. I need to say it twice even to myself because it made me smirk the first time...

Now, first things first - this is all above board; I've found a straight, non-sexual male escort agency in the UK. So, those of you who are thinking that I intend to try and prostitute myself for my very first job are (largely) mistaken.

The agency is Cavendish Knights who say that they pay the princely sum of £40 pounds an hour and guarantee that your 'date' will be a minimum of three hours and that your 'client' will pick up all the bills.

So this job application is twofold - first of all, will I come up to their high standards? Tomorrow, I will complete and post my application form along with a photo and a cheque to cover the costs of the agency checking I'm not an axe murderer (I'm not). Secondly, if they do accept me into their escorting fold then things get even more interesting - will any right-minded female pick me to be their date for the evening?

I've always wondered what kind of bloke wants to become a male escort - I just never realised the answer would be 'me'. How will I fare? I'll let you know...

5 comments:

RedCabbage said...

If you don't get the job I'll give you £1.25 an hour for the same service and we go dutch on the bills. OK?

RedCabbage

EastEndLass said...

Will you classify each 'client' as a separate job if you get through? ;-)

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xw5 said...

Alas, Cavenish Knights are a scam. They make their money from the 'vetting' payment. It's not much (nowhere near the hundreds expected by some other 'straight male escorts wanted' scams) but it adds up.

If you do the maths, because of the way they get paid, if they had just one female client a day, they'd have to charge VAT... and they don't.

So that works out as less than one booking per four years for the claimed number of men on their books.


(Oh, can you delete the anonymous comment spam?)

Carlo said...

xw5 you are so correct........
Cavendish Knights is a scam.......
I tried it and they took me 17 quid, I had a good laugh, the experience was priceless.
I live by the motto, do unto others, so here goes, I am gonna get that 17 back, over and over and over again.