I mean it has everything on the checklist to be the film of the year (maybe decade).
Giant Octopus? Check!
Mega Shark? Check!
Debbie Gibson? Check!
Mega Shark attacking a flying Boeing 747? Check!
That's right - a mega shark attacking a plane. If you can think of something more awesome than that then I envy you deeply.
Watch the trailer and, if you can get through it with dry eyes, you're doing better than I did...